No Touch Monkey!

As opposed to being a Boy Adventurer, these are all the different jobs I worked from ages 15-40. I think this may be pretty much it. There are 40 of them. I think this is called a career.

Dish Washer/Bus Boy
Camp Counselor
Dish Washer (Different Place)
Grocery Store Bagger
Men's Clothing Salesman (family business)
Lifeguardy Pottery Shop Guy
Telephone Solicitor
Entertainment Blackjack Dealer
Entertainment Blackjack Pit Boss-really two different jobs in two different cities.
/Substitute Teacher (for 3 districts)
\Grocery Store Checker -concurrently
The Nature Company Retail Sales
Proof Reader at Food Safety Inspection Company
New Age Bookstore & Giftshop Retail Sales
Tile and Carpet Salesman
Gap style Levi's Cothing Store Assistant Manager
Waiter
Sandwich Maker
Waiter at a real restaurant. Lasted about a month
Imitation Cologne Salesman (quit on the first day)
Pizza Delivery Driver
Book Store Retail
/Computer Lab Monitor-concurrently
\/Kinkos-concurrently
\Beer bottle label designer-concurrently
Graphic Production Artist
Author
Freelance Production Artist
Courier
Freelance Artist
Barista
Grant Writer
Small Business Owner-failed
Permanent Production Artist (which means I was hired through the temp angency but got no insurance)
Production Artist at a different place
Web Design-drew paycheck for literally doing nothing for 6 months
Web Production-sort of different
Production Artist
/Administrative Assistant
\Van Driver-concurrently-Where I am now