Move over metrosexual

Stand aside oily womanizers and clueless wimps and make way for the passionate ubersexual man of the future.

An ubersexual?

``Ubersexuals are the most attractive (not just physically), most dynamic, and most compelling men of their generations,'' says New York advertising executive Marian Salzman, who invented the word.

``They are confident, masculine, stylish, and committed to uncompromising quality in all areas of life.''

Since I work in Advertising, I sent this to "All" via email. WIth the statement: "Witness Cap'n Marrrrk"