Unintentional Trickster
I've got nada in the Enlightening Dept, so here's a little drama in a small corner of my world.
There is a temp postal worker named Jon filling in for Dana at the PO while he's on vacation. Young fella, full of life, enthusiastic, and handsome.
One day, while stopping to drop off my usual load of crates full of socks, a gorgeous blonde walks out into the parking lot with a big smile on her face, blushing. I thought she might be talking on her cell phone, but no.
And she wasn't looking at me, either.
So I go into an empty PO to see just Jon working and say
"OH! THAT's why that pretty blonde was smiling!"
"She was smiling?" He beamed.
"Yes, she seemed to be in a very good mood."
He was elated, and told me the story of how she had come in for just one stamp, and he asked her if she wanted to buy one of the little teddy bears they feature.
"Why don't YOU buy me one?" She flirted.
"If you come back in tomorrow, I definitely will", he said.
So the stage is set.
The next day I send our employee to the post office with an express package, and tell her to tease Jon by saying "please buy me a teddy bear", which she does.
Thay had never seen each other before, and he did not know she was our employee.
She returns and verifies that he is INDEED as cute as I had described, and she asked if I would discreetly give him her business card on the grounds that she wanted to take pictures of his parrot (displayed in a pic on his desk) for an "art project", a reasonable excuse for a casual date.
I agreed and took the day's load in.
It was really busy, the line going out to the lobby, so I put the load down in receiving, wait for him to notice me, and hand him the card, parroting what she had asked me to say.
Do you see where this is going yet?
His eyes light up "that girl that I talked to before??"
Yep.
"I don't have an email account but I'll definitely work something out" he says, still smiling ear to ear.
That night, 10 minutes after his shift ends, he calls her. I can only assume he did this from the parking lot of the PO, because he does not live near here.
They talk for two hours or something. They make a date to take the pictures, sometime next week.
As I thunk on this later in the night, it occurred to me that he might have thought I was talking about the blushing blonde.
Now, this employee of ours is a cute girl with a great personality....but she is no blushing blonde. She has her own sexy traits, but as I say, much of it is personality, at least from my point of view.
His could be different.
The thing is...what if it isn't? What if he really thought he was talking to blushing blonde for 2 hours, and probably masturbating to the thought of her being in his house?
What happens when a giddy but a bit frumpy girl rings his doorbell?
I have nothing against heavyset girls at all, it's just not my "thing", and judging Jon by his mannerisms, he may either not care, be overjoyed that ANY woman has shown interest in him (he seems a little desperate for such a handsome guy) or his penis will creep up into his pelvis and hide.
Again, it's not that frumpy employee isn't do-able by any stretch of the imagination, she just Isn't Hot Blushing Blonde. Two completely different monsters.
And I think he thinks it's the Blonde.
I thought about clearing it up with him, making sure he knows just who he was talking to, but ultimately decided against it, because I want to see how this plays out.
Either way, he transfers out monday and I won't hear the results from him. It will come from employee, and if it's bad news, I will feel equally bad.
At the same time, the Trickster in me hopes it happens as I imagine it will, just for the sheer entertainment value.
I will share the results, mundane or morbidly amusing, when I find out.
There is a temp postal worker named Jon filling in for Dana at the PO while he's on vacation. Young fella, full of life, enthusiastic, and handsome.
One day, while stopping to drop off my usual load of crates full of socks, a gorgeous blonde walks out into the parking lot with a big smile on her face, blushing. I thought she might be talking on her cell phone, but no.
And she wasn't looking at me, either.
So I go into an empty PO to see just Jon working and say
"OH! THAT's why that pretty blonde was smiling!"
"She was smiling?" He beamed.
"Yes, she seemed to be in a very good mood."
He was elated, and told me the story of how she had come in for just one stamp, and he asked her if she wanted to buy one of the little teddy bears they feature.
"Why don't YOU buy me one?" She flirted.
"If you come back in tomorrow, I definitely will", he said.
So the stage is set.
The next day I send our employee to the post office with an express package, and tell her to tease Jon by saying "please buy me a teddy bear", which she does.
Thay had never seen each other before, and he did not know she was our employee.
She returns and verifies that he is INDEED as cute as I had described, and she asked if I would discreetly give him her business card on the grounds that she wanted to take pictures of his parrot (displayed in a pic on his desk) for an "art project", a reasonable excuse for a casual date.
I agreed and took the day's load in.
It was really busy, the line going out to the lobby, so I put the load down in receiving, wait for him to notice me, and hand him the card, parroting what she had asked me to say.
Do you see where this is going yet?
His eyes light up "that girl that I talked to before??"
Yep.
"I don't have an email account but I'll definitely work something out" he says, still smiling ear to ear.
That night, 10 minutes after his shift ends, he calls her. I can only assume he did this from the parking lot of the PO, because he does not live near here.
They talk for two hours or something. They make a date to take the pictures, sometime next week.
As I thunk on this later in the night, it occurred to me that he might have thought I was talking about the blushing blonde.
Now, this employee of ours is a cute girl with a great personality....but she is no blushing blonde. She has her own sexy traits, but as I say, much of it is personality, at least from my point of view.
His could be different.
The thing is...what if it isn't? What if he really thought he was talking to blushing blonde for 2 hours, and probably masturbating to the thought of her being in his house?
What happens when a giddy but a bit frumpy girl rings his doorbell?
I have nothing against heavyset girls at all, it's just not my "thing", and judging Jon by his mannerisms, he may either not care, be overjoyed that ANY woman has shown interest in him (he seems a little desperate for such a handsome guy) or his penis will creep up into his pelvis and hide.
Again, it's not that frumpy employee isn't do-able by any stretch of the imagination, she just Isn't Hot Blushing Blonde. Two completely different monsters.
And I think he thinks it's the Blonde.
I thought about clearing it up with him, making sure he knows just who he was talking to, but ultimately decided against it, because I want to see how this plays out.
Either way, he transfers out monday and I won't hear the results from him. It will come from employee, and if it's bad news, I will feel equally bad.
At the same time, the Trickster in me hopes it happens as I imagine it will, just for the sheer entertainment value.
I will share the results, mundane or morbidly amusing, when I find out.
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