A penis post

My penis is an appendage. It is a part of me, like an arm or a finger. It does not have a personality, nor a name. It used to have both, then one day I realized, that for me, it was stupid, so I stopped calling it Mr. Weenie. At least, that's what I think the name was. Perhaps I stopped calling it that nearly 20 years ago because the woman I loved who called it that ended up fucking a close friend of mine...we broke up, and she got both the friend and the name. Me? I got an STD.

So when it all comes down to it, penises range from funny looking to down right gross. Better people than me have said much more about the penis, in much wittier and funnier terms. It's been a long day and I don't have the patience. The real purpose of this post was to tell you, "Whatever you do, do not ever search for penis in Google Images. Alessandra and I were looking for something we could do for my Dr. Wang Costume, and we freaked out from all the vile, ugly penii there. But then we saw this guy who had a penis tattoo. I thought, "Yeah, that's worth sharing with the guys." Check it out (NSFW-obviously), it's stellar! And painful, really, really painful looking.